Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Fashion Tips

Over the past couple of months I have been noticing a recent trend in men's fashion. When I saunter out to a popular watering hole on any given night, I am likely to see an alarming rate of young white males all wearing the same uniform starting from bottom to top,

1) Cool looking tennis shoes that they paid way too much for in the village.

2) Faded vintage jeans that they bought at a store where the sales girl had more holes in her lip than Reginald Denny had after making out with a brick in Los Angeles.

3) A t-shirt that was lying around in their closet collecting dust until they realized that it was the new "in" and should wear it.

4) A blazer that may or may not have a hoodie sewn into it. This form of dress was made popular by Homeless men in New York City during the mid 1980s. However, the kids who wear the blazer in this manner are cheating and not completing the outfit since they always fail to show up with a shopping cart filled with empty soda cans.

5) Finally, a mop top hair style made popular by Sean Durkin sometime in 2003.

Words cannnot express how much I hate this style. It's right up there with Al Queda, the South, and Ian Laperriere.


Blogger Julian Grendel said...

Well, well. If you ask me, if you've got it, flaunt it. Certainly most of the people on this don't have it so give up. Now on to more important, serious matters. Can anyone know tell me where I can find a good cockfight?

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